Place him gently on a windowsill or shelf, perhaps with a nice cup of flies, or a single cranberry to slake his arcane thirst. Frog Wizard will cast spells on home invaders, tell the future, and help you with your 9-5 by offering secret wisdom from the bog. Unfortunately, he comes convinced that you are his wizardly apprentice and not his liege-lord. There is no way to tell him otherwise.
I made him by hand out of air-dry clay with acrylic paint and nail polish. His wood and glass staff is removable. He weighs about 5 oz and ships internationally.
Free Frog translator:
“Ribbit ribbit ribbit” —> “Hark, apprentice, and let our might be combined! Our enemies will fall in droves before my spells arcane and thy thumbs opposable!”
“Ribbit croak ribbit croak” —> “Let the fires of sorcery burn bright! Bring me my pondwater cauldron, apprentice! And perhaps a little snack!”
“Croooooak crooooak ribbit croak” —> “Power courses through my webbéd feet! From a single egg of incantation cometh ten thousand tadpoles of victory!”
“Croak ribbit ribbit ribbit” —> “Something wicked this way comes! Alas, apprentice, for mine nemesis, the waterborne Duck, hath returned to avenge mine ancient wrongs!”
Place him gently on a windowsill or shelf, perhaps with a nice cup of flies, or a single cranberry to slake his arcane thirst. Frog Wizard will cast spells on home invaders, tell the future, and help you with your 9-5 by offering secret wisdom from the bog. Unfortunately, he comes convinced that you are his wizardly apprentice and not his liege-lord. There is no way to tell him otherwise.
I made him by hand out of air-dry clay with acrylic paint and nail polish. His wood and glass staff is removable. He weighs about 5 oz and ships internationally.
Free Frog translator:
“Ribbit ribbit ribbit” —> “Hark, apprentice, and let our might be combined! Our enemies will fall in droves before my spells arcane and thy thumbs opposable!”
“Ribbit croak ribbit croak” —> “Let the fires of sorcery burn bright! Bring me my pondwater cauldron, apprentice! And perhaps a little snack!”
“Croooooak crooooak ribbit croak” —> “Power courses through my webbéd feet! From a single egg of incantation cometh ten thousand tadpoles of victory!”
“Croak ribbit ribbit ribbit” —> “Something wicked this way comes! Alas, apprentice, for mine nemesis, the waterborne Duck, hath returned to avenge mine ancient wrongs!”
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